I'm a bloody genius, I tell ya! / Flying the Freak Flag

So... still no D&D group. Not that I tried very hard. Nevermind that.

So I had this awesome idea to make a big signboard on a stick, with something like "LFG D&D" written on it, to lure in my fellow geeks. How's that for brilliance, eh?

Of course, for this to work I'll have to fly this flag everywhere, which might deliver the coup de grace to the life-support-dependent doppelganger of a social life I have. But who cares? Social life is for people who are actually alive - I'm dead on the inside, so I don't give a damn about it! And being the social outcast rebel against society that I am, I will likely not even feel it dying - the thing has not moved in the past decade or so... What say you? It's dead?

Nonsense! I still have conversations with my cat, myself and that fiendish genius Nikolaos - the fact that he happens to be a portion of my mind is totally irrelevant, mind you.

So, like the brave socially-inept geek that I am, I will forge ahead and fly that freak flag proudly, like a true follower of those great men that preceded me.

Why is Israel such a hole in the middle of the Astral Nowhere?

So a while ago I finally discovered the missing piece of my life - D&D. Yeah, go ahead and laugh at me for lacking any semblance of life...

Now, this was really a while ago - something like eight or nine months ago. And ever since then, I was looking for people in my vicinity(whether it was the army base where I serve or the city where I live) to play D&D with. Simple, you might think, right? After all, there are geeks and nerds everywhere.

Well, reality decided to smack me extra hard in the face by saying, in ALL CAPS, THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!-style, that NO. YOU. ARE. WRONG!!!!

Point is, I'm Forever Alone from all directions, without a life, a girlfriend, or even a bunch of fellow geeks to play make-believe with.

My life sucks...