Sunday, December 16, 2012

I'm a bloody genius, I tell ya! / Flying the Freak Flag

So... still no D&D group. Not that I tried very hard. Nevermind that.

So I had this awesome idea to make a big signboard on a stick, with something like "LFG D&D" written on it, to lure in my fellow geeks. How's that for brilliance, eh?

Of course, for this to work I'll have to fly this flag everywhere, which might deliver the coup de grace to the life-support-dependent doppelganger of a social life I have. But who cares? Social life is for people who are actually alive - I'm dead on the inside, so I don't give a damn about it! And being the social outcast rebel against society that I am, I will likely not even feel it dying - the thing has not moved in the past decade or so... What say you? It's dead?

Nonsense! I still have conversations with my cat, myself and that fiendish genius Nikolaos - the fact that he happens to be a portion of my mind is totally irrelevant, mind you.

So, like the brave socially-inept geek that I am, I will forge ahead and fly that freak flag proudly, like a true follower of those great men that preceded me.